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He prayed in the synagogue every day, kept Shabbat, ate only kosher food, and gave abundantly to charity. A helicopter passes and a rescuer offers to take Rachel away, but she refuses, explaining that God will save her.When Moshe turned 80, he thought, “I’ve been good all my life – let me try to have some fun.” He went to a barber and shaved off his beard. I know I slipped a little the past few weeks, but did you really have to do this to me? Finally, the water rises even higher and Rachel drowns.One day he is rescued, but before he leaves the island he shows his rescuers around, pointing out all the building’s he’s made.

Two hundred years ago in Poland, a town’s Jews were in a panic: a Christian girl had been found murdered, and the Jews were worried they’d be blamed for the crime. Her doctor is pleased and says she will be able to go home next week.” “Hurray! “You must be a relative to be so happy,” observed the switchboard operator. I was shocked in horror and upset to read such an insensitive submission to say the least after reading #10 on this “joke” list. You are currently viewing a list of Jewish singles that are members of Ok Cupid’s free online dating site.Join Ok Cupid and find more Jewish singles that you didn’t even know existed.Then I sent you a rescue helicopter – and still you ignored me! When God was creating the world, He told the angels He was going to create an extra-special place called Israel.He described the beautiful hills, the verdant fields, the wonderful springs and rivers He planned to create.The Gentile immediately got to work, dragging rocks to spell out “SOS” in huge letters on the beach, gathering driftwood to build a bonfire, and thinking about ways to build a boat. ” The older man sighs and explains: “Look, if I tell you the time, we’ll start to talk.The Jew, however, merely sat on the beach and waited. Then when the train comes, you might sit down next to me. How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? After a while, the younger man again asks for the time and again the older man ignores him.Four: One to convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech saying the entire Jewish people stands behind the new bulb. Two men, a Jew and a Gentile, were marooned on a desert island. ” The Jew said calmly, “Look, I live in a city with a big Jewish Federation. The year before, I donated a million dollars to them. Frustrated, the younger man finally asks, “Why won’t you answer me when I ask you for the time?He took off his hat, and bought some jeans and a tee shirt. She goes to Heaven, where she comes face to face with God and asks, “Why didn’t you save me? “First I sent you an evacuation order from the mayor, but you didn’t listen.He bought a brand new convertible too, drove to Las Vegas, and was cruising the strip, when – bam! Then I sent you a rescuer in a rowboat and you didn’t listen.

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